Wednesday, June 23, 2004

-------------~~~~~~~~~~~~------------THEY HAVE RETURNED!------------------~~~~~~~~~~~~-----------------

Sunday, June 20, 2004

God, I am like, so boooooooored. Ritchie says it's like, total existential angst. I don't totally know what existytntial means, but Im so not like telling him that. Then he'd think i'm so like not whack. But sumtimz he uses such big words. Still, it sounds so totally cool when he usez em. I jsut dunno wat they are.

NEway. soooooo bored. Cleo P and The Puppy have like totally droped off the face of the erth. It's been agis sinse I heard anyfing. an' my totally stoopid mom keeps knockin out my net acess. she says i spend too much time blogging and working and stuff. she's so not whack. she and tony are so the same. he's so mean riht now too. it's all cuz i like ritchie and not him. he's gone so totally a-list. next thng i know he'll be quarterbacking and dating some stupid cheerleader chicke.

i iwsh cleo p and the puppy were here.

Saturday, June 05, 2004

OMG OMG!tge title song on ow i think i'm chafing is so totally 5up3r aw3som3! cuz if you play it backwards its so totally yesterday by the beatles, but backwards! NICEPUPPY ROCKS!

my stoopid mom syas i' m so wrong and no onve could be better than like the beatles, but shes stoopid and i know, like, nicepuppy aka bigeyes boston like totally engeneered it that way! i mean, who else could so totally rewrite the bookj on like leg playing!?!

Friday, June 04, 2004

I BOUGHT THE COOLEST MOST AWESOME THING TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i went to, like, the 5up3r733t357 store today! it was this totally old and crummy like record store, but tony said, no way man, its gonna be like so freaking awesome old stores have like totally old, like 40 years old dudes who know like wicked pissa stuff about obskure bands like the POSEURS who are totally rocked out! cuz like, old dudes remembr like woostock and shit.

so we went in and walked about and i found like, this album by big eyes boston, and like, GUESS WHO IT WAS??!! LIKE SO TOTALLY THE NICEPUPPY! it was one of his solo albums, 'ow, i think i'm chafing' where he plays like, his thighs in all differnt pants - cords and jeans and those silk japenese thingies, hakma! it's so totally awsome! not as good as like the forty minute arm solo he did with cleo p in like des moine, but still so totally wicked cool! ritchie, if your reading this dude, you gotta come ovr and heer! and tonys like, so totally wicked pissed cuz i found it 1st! *go charline! go charline! go charline!*

Thursday, June 03, 2004

i have, like, the coolest teacher now. he's such a dude, liks so totally into the Poseurs! Mister Jackson so totally rocks! And he uses, like pizza, to explain how the unaverse works and then we get to eat the whole pizza! so wicked 733t!

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Tony is being just so totally unPOSEUR right now! hw and Ritchie are like totally in each others faces all the time! i mean, its totally not ritchies fault he has a wicked 733t power chair and tony doesn't! its so cool when he plays air arm and does freakin donuts at the same freaking time!

and tony's started like, STUDYING! HOW UNPOSEUR IS THAT? just cuz he sucked in french lat week, he thinks he can go all, like total nerd now? he's so totally whacked out riht now, i don't even no who he is anymore!

Monday, May 31, 2004

OMFG! Cleo P got Punched in the Nose!

OMFG! I was at a Poseur's concert in town tonite. It was wikkid 733t! But, right int he middle of the second set some bonehead chick leap up on the stage and just punched CleoP right int he nose!

Cleo P was way cool about it - she punched the bonehead right back! Then, while the roadies were dragging the bitch off, CleoP left the stage for like three minutes to clean up the bleeding and then she was back on stage, totally PUNK ROCKING!!

CleoP Is wikkid 733T!!!!!!!11!!11